If you haven’t heard this you’re life is incomplete.
England: What day is today?
Ireland: It's Ju-
Ireland: Oh God....ooooooh fucking crap.
Italy: Holy shit is that today.
England: What? What is it Ireland?!?! Italy?!?
*stumbling down stairs* *shouts gettING LOUDER AND L O U D E R*
ENGLAND: FUCKING SHIT
ENGLAND: RUN EVERYBODY RUN LIKE HELL
*DOORS B URST OPE N*
AMERICA: *POINTS AT ITALY* FUCK YOU
AMERICA: *POINTS AT IRELAND* FUCK YOU
AMERICA: *PUNCHES ENGLAND IN THE FACE AND SLAMS THEM AGAINST A TABLE* AND FUCK YOU MOST OF ALL
AMERICA: YOU KNOW WHAT
AMERICA: FUCK ALL OF YOU
AMERICA: U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
FASHIONABLE FOLX tip of the day: Your collar should compliment your face. If you have a round face, you should wear a pointed collar; if you have a thin face, you should wear a spread collar, and if you have a long neck, you should wear a high collar.
OH HAI! [x]
I STILL HAVEN’T FOUND MY BERRIES
America in one gif
omg the eagle exploding it
How the fuck did they get a bald eagle to wear a suit AND fist bump Steven Colbert
too turnt w/ this baguette
Damn it, Bioshock did their researches right!
This is what everyone does in France.
We wake up at 7am, go on the streets and dance together with our baguettes for 20 minutes at least to honor the baguette god.